tl;dr - I seriously need a dream diary. Or a psychiatrist

So I'm watching tv and realize there's this anime I haven't seen in ages. It was extremely violent, gory, and out of this world. So of course I got really excited.

Then I'm in the show itself, in ancient China. I'm showing some warriors I've hooked up with what used to be my mansion. It was taken over and I barely escaped with my life, but its beauty has remained intact, from its vibrant red walls to the flowers in its garden.

Suddenly I see a giant brute running with a little girl over his shoulder headed for my house. It's obvious to me that he just kidnapped her and is bringing her to his boss for some unthinkable evil.

I follow him inside where the boss is sitting comfortably in multi-colored cushions, idly smoking. I ask him to sell me the girl (I assume she's a new slave) and he tells me that if I can beat the ugly brute I can have her. So he wants some entertainment, eh? Fine, I may be puny, but I can handle myself.

I'm too quick for my opponent, and though he could kill me with one blow he never lands one. I, on the other hand, know just where to hit him, and soon he's doubled over on the ground, writhing in pain (because I'm awesome like that). I look at the man to claim my price, but his smile tells me I'm not done yet.

He tells me he can't give up the girl. She's a seer, and he wants to use her talents - damned bastard never intended to hand her over; he thought I'd lose and that would be the end of it. But I'm not alone here, me and my friends intent to claim what's rightfully mine: I refuse to leave this child in the hands of this man. I will save her.

Then I hear our re-enforcements. The guy was in trouble before, but he's in for it now. Behind me emerges a tiger spirit with one of my dearest friends riding him like a horse. She's not concerned: she's complaining about the dog spirit and how he's the one who's always doing the work. The tiger just ignores her.

Unfortunately before the carnage begins my dog barks and I wake up, and that's that. Stupid dog