~yaotl

tl;dr - I seriously need a dream diary. Or a psychiatrist

So I'm watching tv and realize there's this anime I haven't seen in ages. It was extremely violent, gory, and out of this world. So of course I got really excited.

Then I'm in the show itself, in ancient China. I'm showing some warriors I've hooked up with what used to be my mansion. It was taken over and I barely escaped with my life, but its beauty has remained intact, from its vibrant red walls to the flowers in its garden.

Suddenly I see a giant brute running with a little girl over his shoulder headed for my house. It's obvious to me that he just kidnapped her and is bringing her to his boss for some unthinkable evil.

I follow him inside where the boss is sitting comfortably in multi-colored cushions, idly smoking. I ask him to sell me the girl (I assume she's a new slave) and he tells me that if I can beat the ugly brute I can have her. So he wants some entertainment, eh? Fine, I may be puny, but I can handle myself.

I'm too quick for my opponent, and though he could kill me with one blow he never lands one. I, on the other hand, know just where to hit him, and soon he's doubled over on the ground, writhing in pain (because I'm awesome like that). I look at the man to claim my price, but his smile tells me I'm not done yet.

He tells me he can't give up the girl. She's a seer, and he wants to use her talents - damned bastard never intended to hand her over; he thought I'd lose and that would be the end of it. But I'm not alone here, me and my friends intent to claim what's rightfully mine: I refuse to leave this child in the hands of this man. I will save her.

Then I hear our re-enforcements. The guy was in trouble before, but he's in for it now. Behind me emerges a tiger spirit with one of my dearest friends riding him like a horse. She's not concerned: she's complaining about the dog spirit and how he's the one who's always doing the work. The tiger just ignores her.

Unfortunately before the carnage begins my dog barks and I wake up, and that's that. Stupid dog

mala noche, pero mala noche, mala noche, pero mala noche, mala noche NO!

TL;DR because I seriously need one: ~yaotl needs to take her fucking melatonin pills so she can sleep at night.

Bad night. That's exactly what I had, a bad night So, I woke up this morning with this stupid song stuck in my head.

First we get invaded by aliens, they send this little mutant thing to scare us and I cut his head off with a kitchen knife (what's with me and sharp thingies?) Then, when the alien's human representatives come and tell us they're going to kill us unless we turn ourselves in, they also offer us a great deal on diet coke. Diet Coke! I hate diet!

So I gave them this huge speeck of Hell no! We're not surrendering! If you want our cities and resources you're going to have to take them! If you can! - Them's fighting words, man! - Then I went to granny to cry 'cause I knew we were all going to die

But wait! It's not over yet! Next thing I'm wearing a halo armor (I don't even play that game!) and I'm a guy, and I get my shoulder blown off so I lose my arm, but that's okay because I'm bad ass and now I fight with just one arm Then somehow I become a girl again and this hot female officer keeps hitting on me (Damn, I need to get laid)

Lastly I'm at the beach and I'm looking for my bikini because I look hot in my bikini, dammit! I find it and we go swimming and I feel a bump on my side and now I'm panicking because it might be a SHARK! But it's a baby seal One that is so ill its body is covered in bleeding, puss-covered welts. Then we find mom who is equally ill and she keeps trying to chew the welts off the baby! So we called animal control and they took them away (Eww!)

If you read this far you get a and a

We had the entire chapel surrounded. The plan was simple: hold your ground and don't let the demons in.

I had a pretty little golden sword, but it was enough to cut the first flying imp in half. After that it was all a blur, swords clashing, blood and guts everywhere. I had to cut at a particularly tough demon several times before it finally fell; I literally had to turn him into minced meat!

Somehow I ended up in the chapel. The battle had died down so I was looking at the priest perform the sealing of the demon when I had a very bad feeling. I grabbed a cup of holy water and threw it at his face: immediately he turned into a zombie/ monster thing/ Damn it, he was possessed! He grabbed the holy object and swallowed it. I tried to cut his throat open but only blood gushed out, so we gutted it but it was too late: the holy emblem was gone, and with it our chance to seal the demon away forever.

It was a bitter tie. He had spent too much energy in the battle and in acquiring the holy emblem so he had to retreat. On the other hand the courtyard was covered in the blood and guts of my comrades, our banners torn and bloody. I recognized the body at my feet, even though it was badly mangled, as one of my dearest friends.

I decided to make an oath as a shaman, to not rest until these evils were sealed away for good: they would pay for the carnage. I went to the local priest for the ceremony, but in the middle of it we realized I was missing a holy sword to bind my oath. She said she knew where we could find it, so I followed her. It was tough keeping up, since taurens aren't nearly as fast as blood elves. Then I woke up.

My dreams are pretty epic, aren't they?

It's the end of my first day and after 13 hours of driving I have covered six hundred and eighty three miles!

It's been quite a day! We (my brother, my dog, and I) are in Tennessee right now. Tomorrow we'll be one day closer to Texas.

I'm moving to Texas tomorrow!

I'm driving myself from Maryland to Texas, in what promises to be an interesting four-day trip. I can't wait!

Lessee... already said my goodbyes and packing is almost done. I'll be leaving tomorrow after lunch. Damn, I can't wait for the open road!